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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 08:44

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?